Context:
-Work sucked ass that day.
-I was going to meet Aa to see a free show his station put together, which includes one of my favorite local music acts.
-I had only decided on this plan of action moments beforehand – my Friday nights usually consist of my couch, my dog, and a book or a movie. This spontaneous plan felt incredibly exciting and daring.
6:47 pm I am getting on a bus in mere moments! There is a man at the bus stop who smells like Stouffers lasagna!
6:53 pm I am on the bus! I am on the way! There appears to be a couple that met at a NAMBLA meet-up just across the aisle from me! http://www.nambla.org/
6:55 pm Oh wait that little boy is just a very slight lady! What a relief!
6:56 pm The stouffers man did not get on the bus with me! What a shame! Instead there is a man wearing no less than three bandanas on his person!
6:56 pm One is a do-rag!
6:57 pm One is billowing oddly out of his pants pocket!
6:58 pm The third is wound around part of his belt!
6:58 pm He also has a laptop and a black leather fanny pack!
7:02 pm (after a call from Aa) You just called me! Your call has thrown me off my game!
7:04 pm I want to eat fried pickles this evening! Or possibly fries!
7:04 pm Or BOTH!
7:05 People give me dirty looks when I talk on my phone on the bus! Perhaps it is because I speak loudly!
7:08 pm I have two pieces of fruit in my bag that I did not have time to eat today!
7:10 Also I have my running stuff with me! I did not have time to run either! This saddens me!
7:13 Whoa! A fat version of Sammy Hagar circa OU812 just got on the bus!
7:17 ….aaaand he’s off the bus! That was fast, Fat Sammy Hagar!
7:17 (from Aa) Hurry up!! I am in the beer area. Enter on west side.
END.
1 comment:
ur funny.
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