Our friend R sent us this video of the basenji competition from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. All I did while watching this was try to figure out which dogs had to poop. It was an incredibly stressful eight minutes (awesome Chariots of Fire / smooth jazz hybrid music aside).
Also - Seriously? Eight minutes? I like these dogs, but goddamn. Of course I couldn't stop the video because I WAS TESTING MY DOG NEEDING TO POOP SKILLS. STOPPING IS LIKE CHEATING. [breaks down in tears]