Sunday, January 13, 2008

Things I call my dog besides his name

Zacker
Zackerboo
The Zacker
The Zackuh (said in Mr. T "I pity the fool" voice)
Zackers Crackers (Jen actually came up with that)
Zacker Cracker Flacker Macker Backer
Zacarias Moussaoui
Zachariah Obidiah Jebediah Springfield
Zackema
Zackeroni
Zackeroni and Cheese
Zacker Boney
Zacker Pony
Pony
Bear
Little Bear
Little Horse
Little Man
Little Bastard
Little Fucker
Little Tiny
Tiny Guy
Little Guy
Little Boo
Boo
Boo Boo
Puppy
Puppy Puppy
Puppers
Puppers McGuppers
Pooper
Bubba
Buddy
Bumblebee
Captain Spazzmatazz
Captain
Little Captain
Dude
Little Dude
Damnit Zack
Goddamnit Zack
Jesus Zack
Jesus Christ Zack
Goddamn Dog

2 comments:

nordicfraley said...

Of course, you are now on the FBI/CIA watch list because you've mentioned Zacarias Moussaoui in a blog post. Your blogger ranking will soar!

Dogs can be terrorists, too.

Poop terrorists, but terrorists, nontheless.

MintyJ said...

He was in the habit of chewing up every pair of pants I owned when we first got him. He was the pants terrorist. Hence the nod to good ol' Zacarias.